JOKES OF THE YEAR

Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts
water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicionsas for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine thatchanges colour if you add water).Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drankHowever, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nailBakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble anddecided to go into the kitchen.The Boss told his wife that 'Mary, you will see today, he will be obliged toacknowledge'.. So he calls Bakari.He shouted: 'Bakari!'.Bakari answered: 'Yes, Boss'.Boss: 'Who drank my pastis?'.No answer.The Boss reiterated his question: 'Who drank my wine?'Still; No answer..Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss' but when I askyou a question you don't answer me?Bakari retorted that 'It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there,you don't hear anything at all, except the name.Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: 'You stay beside Madamhere, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question '. Bakari acceptedand the Boss went in the kitchen.Bakari shouted: 'Boss'.He answered: 'Yes, Bakari'.Bakari continued: 'Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here?'.No answer.Bakari shouted again: 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'No answer.Bakari shouted again (third time): 'Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?'The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, youare right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only thename!

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