One Friday morning, John woke up hurriedly and prepared for work.
He worked in a busyinstitution and was expected early at work. His wife,Jane worked a distance fromwhere her husband's office was.
As a result of doingthings in a hurry, John unknowingly, carried his wife'smobile phone leavingbehind his own.
After he had gone, his wife Jane noticed the mix-up but it was too late for her to do anything about it. She thought for a while and decided to carry her husband's phone in case he came back forit.
On arriving at his placeof work John noticed that he had confused his wife's phone for his but decided not to go back for it. He sighed deeply because he knew his wife could access romantic messages sent by his manymistresses. His wife too was disgusted because she had several toy boys.
Drama began to unfold when John received an SMS intended for his wife sent by somebody saved as 'Omari-Taxi', which read, "Vp mambo mtoto, 4 me am okay just mad! waniua-ua, kipenzi. siliii wala silali!.. usiku kucha nakuota wewe, mwenye password ya moyo wang." John was shocked to see this and thought he understood why his wife had come home latethe previous evening. Akaamua kuuchuna, to seewhat more would come.
After one hour he receivedanother SMS from somebody saved as 'Mwanjaa-Salon'which read, "Sasa, laaziz, kpande cha mzizi! natumai uko pouwa!..mi pia, ila bla ya kukutiamachoni..kaaz kwl kwl!. Nice day sweetie, see you at lunch."
Hunger strike! The third SMS tricked in from somebody saved as 'Winnie-boutique which read, "Monin ma beautiful queen, I wish you were a gum, I would chew you every time, you make me feel young like I wasborn yesterday, you without whom I would go on a hunger strike. Have a bright day ma dear." John was deeply shocked bythese messages but knew that on the other side his wife might be seeing drama too.
Meanwhile, Jane had seen even more than her husband.. She had received three messagesfrom three women that clearly showed they were hismistresses.
The first SMS was from a woman saved as' pedejhee kingo" which read, ''Hi deah how's ur monin? 4 me am okay..nimepowa na junior hapa..yaani twaku-miss ka kiss ya kibogoyo..junior anasema nampenda sanadadiii, atakuja lini kupowa nasisi?..gday."
Always penniless... Jane almost fainted on seeing this because she could not believe that her husbandhad a son outside marriage. Before her anger wasover, she received a second SMS from' 'Bitebo-saluni'which read, ''Monin ma deah, ope ur enjoyin ur day.
Mine can't be complete without you. Everytime I sleep in this house you bought 4 me I dream 2 love u always. yaaan, hili sita kwa sita ni baridiii bla ya wewe honey ubavuni mwangu..lile Bimmer ulon'nunulia liko poa languruma ka unavonguruma ukiona 'nyama' lol!! Thanks,g'day."
The last message came from'papa-kindo' and read, ''Sasa mchu'? Opeuko poa, mimi niko fiti hapa hm, lakini nakumiss sana . ila wakmbuka honey kuna michuzi twadaiwa kilo kadhaa za ule mradi, tuonane. Nice day love you big, mme wng"
Jane had found the answer to why her husband was always penniless!
When evening came John andJane met at home. They could hardly talk but only stared at one another withsuspicion. Then they called me to intervene, sincerely how could I solve that??????? Please help......friend of mine sent this to me...coz hapa ni utata mtupu..
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